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Friday, July 17, 2009

Perihal PPSMI...

Di sebuah sekolah menengah Grade A...yang kampung tak berapa kampungan...bandar tak berapa nak Bandar!
pelajar dari background Melayu Banjar (mothertongue)...berlansung nye sesi kelas Sains ...
Tempat: makmal Bio
Masa: 2.30 petang, 2001
Kelas: 2 Berlaian (no. 2)
LO: able to determine a factor needed for Photosynthesis - Chlorophyll
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Teacher: Hello Assalamualaikum! how is everybody today .......blaa blaa blaa( kena cakap Dwi Bahasa...siap translate!)
Today i am gonna...blaa blaa
Semua pelajar yok yok oh lah dengar...

Teacher nak demo dulu kaedah Experiment... baru nanti pelajar buat sendiri...
Teacher minta pelajar baca procedures....teacher tayang coarseware...
Tiba-tiba ...
Puteri Diana : Teacher...teacher! lives (sila bace ikut ejaan BM) tu hape?
Teacher: ??@#$*&%...lives??? ahh ukk ahh ohhh! Leaves ! Daun!
Teacher: huhuhu! mapoh haku!

Di Suatu masa lain lak....
Kelas: 1 Intan
LO: Able to.......the three states of Matter
Teacher: masuk bahagian Perkembanagan 2 dah ni...
Teacher: Could anybody tell me one example of liquid ?
Student A: Wate!
Teacher: Huh??@$%$&^*wate???
Ohhh...Water!
Teacher: sebut betul betul! classs! repeat after me, water!
Class: senyap....no responds...
Teacher: Pronouns the word...Water!
Class: senyap lagi
Teacher : ikut saya sebut laa....
Class: Woteeee!
Student B: blut
Teacher: Huh???? belut (fish)@$%!%*& ohh Blood!
Teacher: ???@#$&%* mampuih den!

Teacher Hazeleyed tetap sokong pelajar terus mantapkan B. Inggeris dan tak henti galakkan ...
Teacher : "Kamu mesti cuba bersembang dalam B. Inggeris dengan saya ...or kengkawan....siapa gelakkan habaq kat teacher!"
PPSMI oh PPSMI!
One thing nice about it... they then call me teacher instead of cikgu...and still doing so....Wah!
*buat anak- anak didikku....
Jangan jadikan alasan bahasa untuk tidak mahir Sains...
*Buat teachers...
No regrets!...berkorban demi anak Bangsa...tiada ruginye....walaupun.......!



6 comments:

  1. mmg melucukan! tp guru2 jgn mudah patah smgt...yo x? hehe..

    salam kenal :)

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  2. guru ber 'caliber' ...terus jadi 'berkakilebar' bila murid lemau sokmo...hahaha

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  3. ibu salu je betulkan pronountation Ira hahahha..

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  4. Anakanda miradewi
    it's pronounciation dear...

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  5. Being here for the first time I have chosen to quickly browse through. You are a science teacher, writing brifly, allowing readers to think, and have the rare attitude of a teacher - shown in you final statement: " .. berkorban demi anak bangsa .. tiada ruginye .."

    I admire that attitude, in line with my blog's motto " Brkhidmat kerana Tuhan untuk kemanusiaan."

    Insya Allah akan datang lagi.

    Dengan salam hormat

    Pakcik Almanar

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  6. To Al-Manar with Salam
    I am somehow honored to receive such compliments from you...despite not been blogging for quite sometimes.
    Thank you for coming to my humble blog...
    You are indeed Welcome.

    wassalam

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