Perihal PPSMI...

Di sebuah sekolah menengah Grade A...yang kampung tak berapa kampungan...bandar tak berapa nak Bandar!

pelajar dari background Melayu Banjar (mothertongue)...berlansung nye sesi kelas Sains ...

Tempat: makmal Bio

Masa: 2.30 petang, 2001

Kelas: 2 Berlaian (no. 2)

LO: able to determine a factor needed for Photosynthesis - Chlorophyll

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Teacher: Hello Assalamualaikum! how is everybody today .......blaa blaa blaa( kena cakap Dwi Bahasa...siap translate!)

Today i am gonna...blaa blaa

Semua pelajar yok yok oh lah dengar...

Teacher nak demo dulu kaedah Experiment... baru nanti pelajar buat sendiri...

Teacher minta pelajar baca procedures....teacher tayang coarseware...

Tiba-tiba ...

Puteri Diana : Teacher...teacher! lives (sila bace ikut ejaan BM) tu hape?

Teacher: ??@#$*&%...lives??? ahh ukk ahh ohhh! Leaves ! Daun!

Teacher: huhuhu! mapoh haku!

Di Suatu masa lain lak....

Kelas: 1 Intan

LO: Able to.......the three states of Matter

Teacher: masuk bahagian Perkembanagan 2 dah ni...

Teacher: Could anybody tell me one example of liquid ?

Student A: Wate!

Teacher: Huh??@$%$&^*wate???

Ohhh...Water!

Teacher: sebut betul betul! classs! repeat after me, water!

Class: senyap....no responds...

Teacher: Pronouns the word...Water!

Class: senyap lagi

Teacher : ikut saya sebut laa....

Class: Woteeee!

Student B: blut

Teacher: Huh???? belut (fish)@$%!%*& ohh Blood!

Teacher: ???@#$&%* mampuih den!

Teacher Hazeleyed tetap sokong pelajar terus mantapkan B. Inggeris dan tak henti galakkan ...

Teacher : "Kamu mesti cuba bersembang dalam B. Inggeris dengan saya ...or kengkawan....siapa gelakkan habaq kat teacher!"
PPSMI oh PPSMI!

One thing nice about it... they then call me teacher instead of cikgu...and still doing so....Wah!

*buat anak- anak didikku....

Jangan jadikan alasan bahasa untuk tidak mahir Sains...

*Buat teachers...

No regrets!...berkorban demi anak Bangsa...tiada ruginye....walaupun.......!