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Saturday, July 11, 2009

School: A palace where Papa pays and Son plays.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a women gained her
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Father: A Banker provided by nature.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Boss:.Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your and confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Smile: A curve that that set a lot of things straight.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Philosopher: A fool who tomments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
..................sape tahu Terkejut Beruk???


  1. Terkejut beruk tu, siapa yang terkejut akan berubah menjadi beruk serta merta...

  2. Hahaha!
    Tak ke Mati Kutu dibuatnye...cikgu ek


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