DEFUNITIONS...
School: A palace where Papa pays and Son plays.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a women gained her
masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Father: A Banker provided by nature.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Boss:.Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your and confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Smile: A curve that that set a lot of things straight.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Philosopher: A fool who tomments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
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