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It would be a lie...if i say i am not sad
It would be a lie...
If i say i am not hurt
To you i hold most dear...
Love you...miss you...
and i will always do...
to my friends with love...
Friday, July 31, 2009
Allah haramkan ia....Allah yang maha mengetahui...
Bila kah ini akan berakhir???atau...ini petanda yang dunia ini sudah di penghujungnya.
Hari ini keluar berita...satu kematian di Daerah saya...
Yes! that 10 year old kid was from my near by School...gempar lagi menyedihkan...
Dia hampir sebaya M.Naufal...anak saya...
siapa tahu ia begitu hampir dengan kita....
H1N1...pendemic...
ianye bawaan udara...
Selagi hidup manusia bernafas
Mana mungkin kita berhenti bernafas !!!
Gambar gambar di atas sudah cukup menyeksakan bila di fikirkan...
Yang pasti...
Ini amaran Allah...
Ini kehendak Allah...yang mampu mengiayakan...dan menidakkan !!!
Siapalah kita untuk mempersoalkan...
Masihkah kita leka dan lalai???
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Till death do us part...
This is a story posted to me by a friend of mine on Facebook...
Happy reading!
To those who are married, not married and soon to be married.
Happy reading!
To those who are married, not married and soon to be married.
MARRIAGE
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.
Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.
She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!
With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.
She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Dew so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.
The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew.
When I woke up, shewas still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.
In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.
This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day.
She requested that every day for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request. I told Dew about my wife's divorce conditions... She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.
My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms.
She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.
On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time.. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.
On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.
On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.
She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.
Suddenly it hit me... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.
Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mum out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.
But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.
I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind... I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I do not want to divorce my wife...
She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us part.
Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.
At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us part.
That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - is dead.
Moral of the story:
The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank, blah..blah..blah. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy.. Do have a real happy marriage!
If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you. If you do, you just might save a marriage
LIFE IS TO LOVE
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.
Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.
She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!
With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.
She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Dew so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.
The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew.
When I woke up, shewas still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.
In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.
This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day.
She requested that every day for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request. I told Dew about my wife's divorce conditions... She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.
My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms.
She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.
On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time.. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.
On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.
On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.
She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.
Suddenly it hit me... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.
Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mum out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.
But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.
I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind... I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I do not want to divorce my wife...
She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us part.
Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.
At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us part.
That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - is dead.
Moral of the story:
The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank, blah..blah..blah. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy.. Do have a real happy marriage!
If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you. If you do, you just might save a marriage
LIFE IS TO LOVE
In a man's mind...
Wow! Only if we knew, life would have been that much more easier. How does a man think? Why does he think the way he does? Why is it so difficult to crack this code? Well, lets be optimistic, maybe nature made man the way he is so as to strike a balance. A whole world with 'woman- thinking' or a whole world with 'man- thinking, ' would be boring wouldn't it? What is the fun when your husband or boyfriend thinks and feels the way you do? It would be like looking into a mirror, knowing exactly what to expect next.
Now lets see what goes on in a man's mind. Did you know that a man is less complicated than what he actually seems. What do men want? Very simple, they need a sense of security (like most women) and the feel that they can trust you completely. They love taking care of women, to the extent of pampering their manliness. On the same level they look up to women who are confident and emotionally strong (when I say strong, I don't mean overpowering or over bearing). When you run to your man with problems at the drop of a hat and be the lost puppy at every occasion, he might be all sympathetic and lend you a shoulder to cry, but, not for long. Its good to share your problems and work together at solving it, but learn where to draw the line. Most relationships don't see light of the day for this reason. So the next time you can't locate the nearest ATM, don't call him, rather call your bank. Solve his ATM problem instead and see how proud you make him.
As much as men love to take care of women, they love to be taken care of. Remember how much his mom baby's him? However much he denies, he loves when she is around and somewhere looks at similar qualities in his girlfriend and wife. That is why we say, 'mamma's boy.' Yes that's the trick. Again, he likes it when one can balance the pampering with excitement and competition, which is a complete 'man-thing.'
Intuition levels in a man is not as high as in a woman, so he can never guess what a woman wants. It would help if you tell him what's going on in your mind, rather than, "let him figure it out himself." That day might never dawn and you might end up feeling miserable. However poor his intuition might be, he definitely knows when he is being controlled or manipulated. When women resort to controlling and manipulative games, men usually start blocking their feelings or hiding them. This very often leads to emotional breakdowns or violent explosions. The way to be happy and keep your man happy in a relationship is to be honest and considerate. Most men can be amazing individuals if treated with respect.
Men always need their space. Respect that. Give him enough room to breathe and do the 'guy things.' They love their boys' night outs. Let him indulge. When in a secure relationship, at the end of the day he will always long for your snuggle and comfort and will want to return home to you.
Men are from Mars and women are from Venus, the argument still continues. This is perhaps the heart- beat of every relationship. Man and woman are like two straight lines, which intersect somewhere down the line. Can't do with, can't do without. Lovely piece of creation indeed.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Mission accomplished!...
Terasa penat ...tapi puas...Semalam Sabtu...
Awal lagi kita dah sedia...bukan sedia nak gi sekolah ( yang memang sepatutnye pegi sebab ada LADAP...Pembentangan Kajian Tindakan dll..but was excused...)
Dah masak nasi..buat rendang daging, sedikit lauk pauk lain ...
Mee hoon dah sedia sekuali untuk breakfast ...ibu, abah , Naufal plus N.Faiqa yang baru semalam ambil dari SMKA...
Dah machine kain & sidai dalam rumah...dah kemas rumah...
Dah cuci balik semua pinggan mangkuk yang pakai breakfast tadi...dah hantar sampah keluar rumah....
Malam adi dah sibuk dah...sediakan segala benda yang N.Syabilla pesan ibu bawakan...
Sekarang baru ibu ni boleh siap badan...pakai baju jalan!...awal awal tak leh...sebab takut belemoih buat keje...
Siap semua...ibu ni keluar last!
Oops...tungguuu!
ibu nak check!
Tingkap dah tutup?
Swiss semua dah off? plug semua dah cabut...washing machine? Sterika? TV? Air cond?
Dapur gas?
Pintu bilik?....bla...bla...bla...
Pi..mai pi...mai dah almost 9.00...hmm
Destination and Mission:
- Unisel - nak ambil Shasha (2nd child) yang tamat Semester dan kena buat"clearance"...bawa balik barang lah...
- Rumah sewa M.Afiq (3rd)...anak bujang ibu ni...nak bagi dia rasa rendang ibu tadi...next week 'abang' akan buat "teaching pract" kat SK Gombak. dah nak jadi cikgu 'abang '(panggilan manje die kat rumah)...Kami makan tengahari d sini...seronok tengok 'abang' tambah 3 kali...kesian dah lama tak makan masakan ibu!
- UITM Shah Alam...lepas zohor kami kesini...ambil Syabilla ( 4th) yang kena cuti Semester awal disebabkan H1N1...semuga semuanya selamat!
- By this time Abe dah tanye..." nak ke mana lagi...terus balik ke...?" Ibu rasa ada yang tak beres...alang - alang dah dekat...nak pegi tengok Ira (1st child ).All the while...Abe ( my hubby ) yang memandu...kesian dia...tapi tak tau kenapa kali ni dia tak pass kat ibu lansung... Sebelum maghrib kami sampai bandar Seri Putra Bangi...rumah sewa Ira. Ada pasar malam...jadi sempat lah cari ape ape yang teringin...dan untuk Dinner!...sambil harap Abe dapat rehat & lelap mata jap...Tapi dia tak boleh lelap...so decided to continue our journey...back home to Perak! Tak boleh esok...sebak kena hantar Faiqa balik asrama semula..... Abe memandu lagi...beberapa kali gak kami berhenti R&R ...Abe ambil peluang untuk zzzzz ...penat ngan ngantuk sangat die...takut bahaya...kan.
- Around 3.30 sampai ...Home Sweet Home!...letih & ngantuk giler...tapi puasss...sebab jumpa semua anak-anak dalam satu hari...berbaloi kan? Just like Celcom Blue!
- Mission accomplished!
Friday, July 24, 2009
Smart husband Vs Smarter wife...
SMART HUSBAND Vs SMARTER WIFE
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up." "Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas too."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home, a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....".
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Kite Test sikit
Minggu ni cikgu relax sikit...pelajar tension lak...test!
Tension ke Si Kumaraguru...???
Panic ke Aidil Muizz...???
diorang nampak relax je!
Puteri Diana pasti sibuk....tanya sokmo..." Ujian keluar chapter apa teacher"?...
Hari ini subjek Sains...Phew!
Habis waktu...Semua cakap,...Sains susahlah teacher!
Hmm...cam biase dengar je ....
Hazwani ngan Salwa...siap posing ayu maut...minta cikgu ambilkan gambar depa.
Hazwani: "Teacher jangan marah tau...kalau kami gagal...susahlah teacher!
tapi ...Si Shafirul relax je...pasti leh score macam biase!
Ini di antara jawapan yang sempat saye curi tangkap...
Susah ke ?
Ujian je...cam kenduri arwah...
soalan senang tuu...
Yang pasti...
Syukur kali ni... pelajar dapat buat ujian dengan tenang dan lancar...
tak ade siape yang menjertit! Histeria!
Hazwani pun tak nampak yang bukan-bukan...
Dia tak kena sampuk...tapi amat takut sealalu nampak benda benada yang datang pada kengkawan dia yang kena...Kesian kan...
Tak macam Mid year Exam dulu...haru biru!
Sejak seminggu lepas sekolah dah arahkan pelajar yang selalu kena rasuk bercuti...or rather...dicutikan!
....supaya yang lain boleh buat ujian...
Tindakan ini di ambil setelah seringkali berlaku serangan...setiap hari jika ada walaupun seorang dari mereka hadir!
Siap pilih bulu lagi Sang Jin ni !...
Pelbagai usaha dan ikhtiar telah dan masih dijalankan...untuk redakan keadaan!
Yang pasti...benda tu masih dendam dan tak puas hati !!!
Persoalannye...sampai bila???
Kesian pelajar dan kami guru...
Gerangan apa salah mereka...yang tak ada kena mengena turut jadi mangsa!
Betapa manusia sanggup menganiaya...hanya kerana dendam kesumat...
tanpa peduli siapa mangsanya...asalkan puas!
Moral of the story...hidup harus sederhana...jangan sesekali buat orang lain marah atau sakit hati...pelihara tindakan dan tutur kata...
Rambut sama hitam...hati lain-lain....
Buat anak - anak didi sekelian...
All the best and good luck!
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Hati hati dengan dirimu...
Allow me to share...adapted this poem from the net...
In life...on our long journey full of twists and turns...loopholes are no exceptional...
What really matters is ...how we go about...in persisting our destinations...
SEMUGA KITA SEMUA TIDAK DI DALAM KERUGIAN...dengan izin Allah.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
eclipes punye hal!...
Ini je lah yang vcam ku sempat rakam...hahaha! Cobaan!
Ini yang sebenar betul - betul kejadian !...bukan cobaan!lama betul tak dapat update.blog kite ni...
Sememangnye kami cikgu cikgu kat sekolah sedang pening kepala dan otak...oopps ada ke pening otak?....
Sibuk giler lah...
Sebenarnye sekolah kita orang baru amalkan ISO...faham ek...
Pendekkan cerita...
hari ini semua orang sibuk pulak tunggu eclipes...termasuk saya...
jadi pagi tadi kite pun tunggu gak...radio kate around 8.00am...lepas tu around 9.00 am
Kita pun tak jadi kerja pagi ni...asyik keluar masuk rumah nak rakam...
Tapi hampa belaka....huhuhu
Tak jumpa eclipes of the sun...yang ada...
ECLIPES OF THE HEART!!!
Eh ...bile pulak nak dapat tengok??? huhuhu
Monday, July 20, 2009
Deadly B1N1...
Boleh tumpang tanye wahai tuan - tuan yang dilanda virus ini mahu pun yang tidak...
Kenape...bagaimane...jadi penyakit ni ek?
mungkinkah ...
- terlalu sayang isteri... dan rase hanye dielah yang selayaknye untuk kite...
- isteri cantiksangat...hingga tak nak susahkan die...kalau boleh nak taruk je dalam lemari kace!...hahaha!
- kalau boleh nak lempar je masuk lombong...tapi teringat anak-anak comel yang die dah lahirkan...tak sampai hati
- dah mangli kate oghang utagha! ...tutup mate pekakkan telinge...selamat...no harm done!
- No choice...or feels that nobody is gonna choose you if you leave her...
- Kebal...dan dah menuntut ilmu penangkis?
- tak boleh hidup tanpa B1N1... eh! kite tak tahu knape lagi...awak orang tolong tambah ek...bagi kite orang faham...dunia boleh tambah aman sejahtera! kan..kan...kan
...penghujung Rejab ...Shaaban menjengah...
cuba ingatkan diri dan mohon petunjuk Allah...untuk
- jadi lebih baik dari semalam...
- baca Al Quran lebih lama...
- banyakkan puasa...panjangkan doa...
- lebih sabar...lebih-lebih lagi ketika layan kerenah pelajar...anak...orang sekeliling
- pelihara hati...pelihara mata...
- ingatkan anak-anak kalau - kalau belum selesai Qadar puasa!
- lebih disayangi...suami anak...seluruh alam...wah!
- panjangkan umur agar dapat berpuasa di tahun ini...
- peroleh kesihatan yang lebih baik...
- tempuhi hari hari mendatang dengan sebaiknye
- mnyenangkan hati semua insa. ...................................................................cukup dah ke?
Saturday, July 18, 2009
More DEADLY than H1N1...
There is a special strain of virus that is more deadly than H1N1.
It afflicts most married man...
causing restricted mobility, speech impairment...
extreme stress...
high blood pressure...
and uncontrolled fits of rage.
There is no cure in sight and may stay with the victim forever !
Anyone???
Cuba jawab ...
Kite tengok siapa yang kenaaa!
Friday, July 17, 2009
Perihal PPSMI...
Di sebuah sekolah menengah Grade A...yang kampung tak berapa kampungan...bandar tak berapa nak Bandar!
pelajar dari background Melayu Banjar (mothertongue)...berlansung nye sesi kelas Sains ...
Tempat: makmal Bio
Masa: 2.30 petang, 2001
Kelas: 2 Berlaian (no. 2)
LO: able to determine a factor needed for Photosynthesis - Chlorophyll
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Teacher: Hello Assalamualaikum! how is everybody today .......blaa blaa blaa( kena cakap Dwi Bahasa...siap translate!)
Today i am gonna...blaa blaa
Semua pelajar yok yok oh lah dengar...
Teacher nak demo dulu kaedah Experiment... baru nanti pelajar buat sendiri...
Teacher minta pelajar baca procedures....teacher tayang coarseware...
Tiba-tiba ...
Puteri Diana : Teacher...teacher! lives (sila bace ikut ejaan BM) tu hape?
Teacher: ??@#$*&%...lives??? ahh ukk ahh ohhh! Leaves ! Daun!
Teacher: huhuhu! mapoh haku!
Di Suatu masa lain lak....
Kelas: 1 Intan
LO: Able to.......the three states of Matter
Teacher: masuk bahagian Perkembanagan 2 dah ni...
Teacher: Could anybody tell me one example of liquid ?
Student A: Wate!
Teacher: Huh??@$%$&^*wate???
Ohhh...Water!
Teacher: sebut betul betul! classs! repeat after me, water!
Class: senyap....no responds...
Teacher: Pronouns the word...Water!
Class: senyap lagi
Teacher : ikut saya sebut laa....
Class: Woteeee!
Student B: blut
Teacher: Huh???? belut (fish)@$%!%*& ohh Blood!
Teacher: ???@#$&%* mampuih den!
Teacher Hazeleyed tetap sokong pelajar terus mantapkan B. Inggeris dan tak henti galakkan ...
Teacher : "Kamu mesti cuba bersembang dalam B. Inggeris dengan saya ...or kengkawan....siapa gelakkan habaq kat teacher!"
PPSMI oh PPSMI!
PPSMI oh PPSMI!
One thing nice about it... they then call me teacher instead of cikgu...and still doing so....Wah!
*buat anak- anak didikku....
Jangan jadikan alasan bahasa untuk tidak mahir Sains...
*Buat teachers...
No regrets!...berkorban demi anak Bangsa...tiada ruginye....walaupun.......!
jatuh dari langit???
Ringgit Malaysia @ ongkos @ wang@ duit @ pitih @ Capital ....apa lagi ek ?
Betapa ianye begitu diburu...dipuja...
Manusia sanggup gadai nyawa malah hilang maruah diri kerananye...
Anak hilang ibu ...ayah...nenek kerananye...
Si lemah jadi gagah...kerananye
Yang gagah terus berkuasa menaklukinye...
Bagi yang percaya...tetap' diguna ... dan laku"...hingga ke syurga!
Sedarkah kite...
Kitelah yang meletakkan ia...padapuncak prioraty nye!
sedangkan kakikatnye...
Ia hanya CIPTAAN MANUSIA!
EPISOD 1 (korban ciptaan kite)
Mira Dewi: Ibu, kite nak sambung Master... "
Shasha: " ibu, masukkan **** sikit...kite nak balik...nak beli tiket "
Shasha: " ibu, cerek kite rosak..."
Afiq: "Ibu...hantar kite sikit**** boleh?...dah habis nak buat belanja !" ...." nak bayar duit sewa rumah"
Syabilla: "Ibu...bank in kite**** nak bayar yuran...nak beli..."
FaiQa: Ibu, minggu depan kite nak gi Rombongan...tol0ng...."
M.Naufal: Ibu, naufal nak beli T-Shirt Bumble Bee...robotcar Bumble Bee...ice cream 3...!"
Kereta: " minyak Tuan!'
Kereta Mira Dewi: "road tax Tuan"!
Elektrik, Air, : " bayar bil tuan!"
Sekolah: " Yuran KGGT!"
Rumah: "cukai pintu tuan!"
Rumah: "Raya nak datang tuan!" ...(puasa pun belum!)
@#$^&**)().....
Ana fenin lah...fenin!...fenin!
Kite tunggu dia jatuh dari langit Ek!
Thursday, July 16, 2009
At times...
feel like this...
feel fooled...when we are scheduled for a meeting...at 11.30 am where as the afternoon session is supposed to start at 1.00 noon! then ...the meeting is postponed!
Have all of you gone nuts???Merpati dua sejoli...
Tak de ape lah yang exciting nye gamgar ni...Terserempak mase lalu tepi blok Dewan sekolah kite tu hari...
apa lagi angkat video cam...
sebenarnye tak pernah ade Pigeon belajar kat sekolah kite sebelum ni...Pigeon upahan ke ni???
Saje menyamar...jengok-jengok kalau ade cikgu tak buat keje ke???
Al maklum...
kisah Histeria ...amukan Jin tak tamat lagi...
Lupalak nak check kalau-kalau ade hidden camera kat badan Pigoen tuh!
Tak cukup rak...'Grill" pintu kutadahkan....
Hey!...not even a dozen okay...These are only a few of my favorites...
The rest are either hanged at the backdoor grill...or at the shoe rack...
No!...its not even close to RM hundred each pair...dah insaf!
Duduk d small town...selamat sikit...susah nak gi cari brand mahal!
Selamt duit ku!
but one thing i make sure that...
Murah-murah pun...comfortable is the 1st prioraty!
mase muda muda dulu ade gak buat perangai tu...tak kira harga...asal suka.Sekarang dah tak leh cam tu...
A must item in my shopping list...
but often cancelled! coz a bit guilty of being labeled...Spend' thrift! Selfish!
....have to think of the 4 of them ( kids in their tertiary education)
Even my nine year old son Naufal pun pandai warning ...every time i enter the shop...
Ah Ah Ah! dah mula lah ibu tu!...
Hmm
I dont know....everytime i see them...i feel that i need to find one that could match my new kurung...
or simply say,"the old one is damaged"!...so how to match ...
or...i just cant resit the design!
Kenapelah tak kawin ngan tokey kasut dulu ek!
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
DON'T LET MY BROWN EYES...'BLUE'...
Life is full of surprises...and for almost half a decade...i have lived up to the fullest...
... v been there... v done that...
for better ...and for worth...i thank Allah the Al Mighty...
accept all.... as my very own faith...
What's gonna happen next is beyond my predictions and expectations...
My only wish...That Allah will continue His Blessings...on me and my family...
and never let my brown eyes...'blue'...Amin
Saturday, July 11, 2009
DEFUNITIONS...
School: A palace where Papa pays and Son plays.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a women gained her
masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Father: A Banker provided by nature.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Boss:.Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your and confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Smile: A curve that that set a lot of things straight.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Philosopher: A fool who tomments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
..................sape tahu Terkejut Beruk???
School: A palace where Papa pays and Son plays.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a women gained her
masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Father: A Banker provided by nature.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Boss:.Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your and confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Smile: A curve that that set a lot of things straight.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Philosopher: A fool who tomments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
..................sape tahu Terkejut Beruk???
baby tua ku...
gambar menceritakan segala?
Photo: kakak mira(eldest)...Naufal yang excited...FaiQa.Naufal...my baby....is actually nine!
Huh ...how time swiftly passes by...
and how i then realize...i was actually too busy to notice that my baby never be bored with playing with the waves....
i realize ...it was a very long time ago that i brought him out to the seaside...
Well...i sort of avoid going ...due to the heat and sticky feeling after...sun burns ....plus the abah is getting sensitive with crowds!....hmm
We only went out to waterfalls instead...not to forget malls and shopping complexes!
lupa tempat yang tak payah nak susah fikir ongkos sangat pun?!*$@
...poor baby Naufal...macam budak peghak laut dier...hahaha
we used to bring him when hewas alittle boy...dah tak ingat kut!
It happened last week when i have to take my eldest daughter...to an assignment in Terengganu...so...tak kan tak jejak kaki kat Cerating...main air yang jernih tu...
though the waves and tides seemed so scary to him at first...he sure loved it...excited at last!
How at times we adults...thought we have done all...too busy to notice...
little things that we thought isn't important...is actually determines the whole world.
Naufal,..."nanti kite pegi lagi ya bu " !
Yes! ...we sure will come back...and forget the sunburns...urghh!
consider only thy joy and fun!
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Hantu!!! ... Black Magic ??
Eee!!!believe it or not... in this so called modern... towards globalize nation...
the society...our society is no doubt still dealing with the issue!
Tak payah cerita jauh...
it so happen...in my scholl ( shh! can't mention the name)
Nak jadikan cerita...the managment decided to extend our canteen...so as to satisfy everybody's need...
and to do that...we have to cut down some of the trees nearby...
Apalagi! it so happen thatthe trees was "the house of the demon"....eeek!!!
Mengamuk sakan kawan...siap bawa anak pinak keluarga cucu cicit! (katanye yang merawat!)
Sumber lain yang nak percaya tak percaya...tapi boleh caya gah ahh!....the Demon is so anggry with our Principal!
The saddest part is....everyday...for almost two months now ...alot of of the students are posseses!
and everytime it happens...the teachers and students are the victims....
yang terasuk...Histeria....menjerit....and even went wild!
siapa lagi...Cikgu jugak yang tolong calm them down...even medicate them...
Yes! We teachers are bunch of all rounders human beings...
But the teaching and learning still goes on....dah mangli kate oghang Utara.
One big Question!
Masih ada lagi manusia yang guna cara Zalim ni nak puaskan hati!
Dah tak ada cara lain ke!
Kenapa marah seseorang...yang jadi mansa anak-anak yang tak de kene mengena...
macam mana nak belajar...kalau nampak macam...tak dapat buat exam...
Jahat! jahat!
How do we end it???
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