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Thursday, February 10, 2011

...kudos to you...DS...

DS Samy Vellu finally and officially resigned from his post of the longest MIC President ever live, after leading the party for almost 31 years. The Malaysian Insiders has its story,here. Frankly, I will miss him very much especially for all his funny quotes he made all these years. Like what our Prime Minister said in the 2010 Barisan Nasional Conference, "We will miss DS Samy Vellu because he add a lot of color … sometimes a bit too much color". Therefore, as a token of appreciation, I just wanna share his famous quotes ever made by the one and only, Samy Vellu.

1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:
"Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"

2. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:
"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"

3. Samy said in one of his "ceramah":
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini." Then one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" And Samy gloriously replied, "Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"

4. Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah punya kah!"

5. During water crisis:
"Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!"

6. On social society's problem:
"Worang2 muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade"

7. During blood donation's program at Sungai Siput:
"Marilah kita semua menderma dare"

8. His welcome speech in most of his functions:
"Selamat datang saudara-mara semua" (It should have been "saudara-saudari")

9. During the height of the Al-Arqam's saga, he said in a press conference:
"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam"

10. At an opening ceremony for a new building:
"Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain"

And of course the world's greatest joke of all times:
"Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat. Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pegi matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita...."

One of the reporter responded,"Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi sana?"

"Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk...... 

There you are ppl. For DS Samy Vellu, we wish you all the best!!
hahahahahaha! Have fun reading it!  

8 comments:

  1. السلم عليكم ورحمة الله

    Moga kakak sihat hendaknya di sana..:)

    Definitely i'll be the first to volunteer the journey to the sun hehehe tak boleh tahan kak...laugh to the last paragraph

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  2. salam my dear sis..:):)

    tersenyum...dengan selingan bahasanya yang kreatif lagi inovatif..hehehe:):)

    MOga akak sihat2 di sana:)

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  3. to dear Abd Razak with salam
    one more of his favorite word...'rayat jelate'
    Bless all of us(:

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  4. To dearest sis Tinie with lots of love
    we sure miss him and his funny phrases!

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  5. ASM puan.

    Ayoyoooo...31 tahun...blakang sikit sahaja lagi mahu kalahkan itu Presiden Al-Murtabak...amaaa...Mubarak... he....he...

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  6. To DrSam with salam

    "Dey !...apa macam kalu...lu orang tara kasi saya sama dengan itu Mubaraq..."...(:(:(:
    Apa pon...banyah trima kase...

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  7. he.. he.. he.. apapun, nama beliau telah tercatat sebagai salah seorang pemimpin yang terhebat di Malaysia.

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  8. To ZOOL@TOD with Salam
    Yes...beliau tetap dalam ingatan rakyat jelate...

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